are you teething or just being an ass?!

that's a hot blogger there!

boo-yaow!!! guess who's back like Eminem! i've been being both elusive or just lazy AND conquered by the transition to my new university. i've gone from huge beer bashes and class sizes of 350 to classes where we read a Bible verse each meeting [even if it's a science class] and where EVERYONE knows my name! i'll admit--i kind of like the latter feature :-)

have you missed me? i feel so much more awesome than i actually am when my blogger friends comment on my absence! YOU people are awesome [whaddya mean, you people?] and i can't wait to get back to making positive, quirky, and charming comments on all of your lovely posts again. go ahead and write some award-winning material for me! 2010 [two thousand and amen] is our year--i just know it.

SO:

• i'm not dead.
• i saw my ex, Larry, and he said that i must do voodoo because he still has dreams about me. oooh! he should get in trouble with the mother of his kid for that!
• i'm still cute and football players AND softball players still whistle at me. oh, yeah! hot stuff!
• moved in with my fiancé to our first house!
• i've discovered how to give myself an orgasm through reverse crunches [i am going to get SO fit very quickly].
• i honestly love all of you and i adore my new followers, too. i hope that my new friends can come to like me as much as y'all old bitches do..

give me a day or so to catch up! i can't wait, mes cheres!

and here's an actual photo that i took in my hometown when i was shopping recently:

and i got an award from The Ranting Teenager! go stop by her blog and say nice things!

TiLT! [edited]

*now fixed for commenting!*

it's time for another lovely Things I Love Thursday! there is so much to pack into this list that i won't even try to fit in everything. i'll save some for friday. and saturday. and everyday because there's plenty to go around the entire week. woot, woot!

 

• my hair. i'm wearing my real hair now, which is amazingly long. i'm always surprised to see how far down my back it is when i remove the extensions.
• my blogger friends. i'm actually becoming quite fond of all of you bitches for some reason. y'all are just so great and pretty and fun! i just want to have a big party and bake cinnamon rolls for you while we watch Sons of Anarchy!
• my new commenting system. i hope that it isn't giving you any trouble. i know that typing in your email address is a chore, but Disqus allows for threading, which is just so cool! that means real replies instead of the @person convention! if you're interested in switching, go ahead and ask me about the experience.
  
• the fact that i can wear boots and a coat over my sundresses to winterize them. somebody's going to be cute, cute, cute tomorrow! do you do this already and does it make you feel extra feminine?
  
• one of my teachers joke flirting with me. while i was taking an exam. "You look different today [my freshly blown-out hair]! What are you doing later?" haha! you silly man!
  
• Andrew's grandmother sewing me a pink pillow! i really love her and all of my second family so much.
  
• my new, hot pink bra with a bell in the middle. you can hear me suspiciously jingling around corners... where is that coming from?
• and this new sex position that my old man and i have come up with. extra nice! excuse me for this isolated and candid emission.

anyone else who participates in Things I Love Thursday, link back to your own lists, or just tell me something nice! and it's almost the weekend! i hope everyone has some fun plans [or just some good sleep] lined up!

ciao!

new commenting system!

i've just installed intense debate, my new commenting system. it's supposed to be awesome with features like threading and such! i'm testing it out and hoping for little to no inconveniences. if i hate it, i WILL remove it. testing, testing, testing with a fake post...

GALA MADE ME DO IT!

i DO need a t-shirt which says Gala Made Me Do It!
i adore her and i was eager about following her advice on the uses of Jojoba Oil--SO eager, that i swiped some from my fiancé's house the day that i read her article to put it in my hair and on my face. shhhh, i'll buy another bottle for him immediately, or whenever i have the funds [which is more than likely to NOT be immediately].

here is her cute comment about my intent for blatant thievery! just some nonsense cuteness that i felt like sharing. i AM a Gala groupie and i can't deny it. [/end fangirly geekout]

i start my new job today! but where is the weekend?

making magic and gearing up.

i've been catching up with my blogger friends. if i have recently commented on your post, and you are not linked here [and want to be cool like all of the other people who are], just drop me a line!

i'm not dreading school as much as i thought that i would. i have a lovely secondhand black professional-looking messenger bag now. i can't wait to get some stencils and decorate it with "CHERRY" in big, pink letters. i'm going to rock moving back home and going to college like nobody's business. try to keep up with me!

my little bro is A-OK. his lung is healing and i get to kill him with my own two hands.
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how is your summer winding down? have you been making magic with your time? you better have been. been dancing to Prince? prancing around on balconies and rooftops with a camera? bought some new panties because you manage to ruin all of yours during the Lady Days like i still do? whatever you've been breeding magic into your life with, i'm glad for you and am telling you that everything is going to be OK. nothing is as relieving as the sight of the world moving on.

kisses and hugs and all of that mushy business.
ciao!

blog promotion for prostitutes and rockstars.

as a self-proclaimed blogging connoisseur, as proved by an existence in the Blogosphere since the mid 90s, i'm going to have so much fun with this post: i remember back, at least a decade ago, to my early days of internet whoring.. my own hosted website at an emo-named domain, LiveJournal and OpenDiary have been the instruments of my crime and vanity. my classmates and i had a circle of our vapid overshares in online diary form because we were just so cool. i've read and commented on drug abuse, oral sexin' of boyfriends, beer bashes, debates on how punk the band AFI really was / is, and other  components in the Wasteland of Teenage Angst.

as i got older and the threat of jailtime as well as permanent reputation harm became more real, i matured and formed a more purposeful vision for blogging. i got diagnosed with clinical depression and contemplated my stability online for my own welbeing, sans too many description of sexual encounters, bad music, blue hair dye, and wrist slicing. what i also got interested in was actual promotion. who would have thought that the world was bigger than just myself?! while my classmates were a supportive and depressing audience, i knew that my real friends lived in the computer, states, and even countries, away. how did i reach out to them?

• the gURL.com messageboards has a nice community of ladies who would love to jump on your blog posts if you return the favor. don't forget a shameless and artistic plug in your signature complete with a kissy picture of you and your boyfriend / girlfriend!
• if you're really vain, head to Plugboard.org and link your space with a cute button
• leave comments on other folks' blogs, network, be vain and cool
• join webrings, blog carnivals, etc.
• read some articles from Miss Gala Darling twice
• how to make money from your blog and why to never get a job
• Problogger.net, enough said
  

good luck! and if you become a millionaire celebrity with tons of readers, send me a nice thank you note!

kill her, fuck him.

i'm going to kill Cortnee, my fake girlfriend. i don't even get to sleep with her and she gets to attempt to ruin my life: i exported to wordpress after all of her boasting, got overwhelmed and didn't like it, AND exported back to blogger at the cost of all of my formatting and comment authors... i'll kill that girl. the next day [yesterday], i solved the whole friends-only thing AND retrieved: all of my old posts [even ones from my old LJ], original formatting, and original comment authors with a lucky chance export. i love it!

so now i'm here at this lovely space with all of my entries and comments. all friends-only and protected.

good thing too, because i caved in my bet two nights ago! i screwed my boyfriend like i wanted to give myself back trauma. it was great. i'm so weak, but he ain't complaining. woke up the next morning and took some tylenol! and i feel bad for even entertaining this, but how does one evade that "sore feeling?" i'm not a virgin and i've had my fair share of sex partners [12 or so--and don't judge me you prude hookers!]. so then why do my girly parts ache after intercourse? i don't know. whoever says rude things about pale-skinned guys and their size is full of shit!

okay i'm done being inappropriate. for today. i'll ignore the wet dream i had about a woman two nights ago. i'm getting in the shower for a day with my boy and thinking about all of his sexy parts.

does anybody else have a tragic attraction to a part of the human anatomy? i'm not the only undersexed woman with an active mind. shoulders? v-muscle? hips? all of the above and then some?

ciao, mes cheres!

actual V-Day.

i don't even effing care if you care or not, but i had the best Valentine's Day--ever!

• i dressed up like a hot pink whore and put on a glam wig because my own hair was way too tangled
• i bought my family some nice expensive gifts. they all think that they stink now, though.
  
• i bought andy some nice Very Sexy for Him from Vicky's Secret; i hope he doesn't think that i think that he's smelly. that stuff just smells wonderful!
• andy took me to see Coraline instead of Friday the 13th after he read a silly comment i made on my blog. he's great.
  
• andy made me dinner at his parents' house: there were dim lights, candles, a rose, wine, and jazz music. he even wore a little apron. he was so tired when he was done that he didn't eat much. i did! that stuff was good! [my white boyfriend cooked his black girlfriend fried chicken, lulz. it was 1) a salad with raspberry vinaigrette, candied walnuts, and grapes, 2) asparagus, 3) reverse fried rice with lemon and nutmeg, 4) and Italian breaded chicken cutlets with lemon zest in olive oil, not peanut oil. it was all very lemony tasting and yummy.]
  
• we went to his place with dessert.
  
• he played me a song on his violin. it's called something like "Her Laugh," or "Giggle." he explained the different transitions in the music and how they mirrored my essence. lovely.
  
• he gave me a cute card, a tee shirt with our hometown university on it so i can feel close to home out here, and a sweet cap that folks here have never seen before.
• the dessert happened to be a tin of homemade chocolate-covered strawberries. they were delicious! some of the chocolate froze to the paper, so he scraped it off and we fed it to each other with a spoon. this was fun.
  
• ...
  

okay, on other notes, i have weird visitors to my blog whom i probably know. someone from back home has been visiting from a casualty insurance company. someone else has been using Google Chrome to visit and my family is addicted to Firefox. also, someone has Vista, but all the folks from back home who read me that i know have XP or some other OS. i even have a few proxy visits. swweeet!.. i suppose i could just zoom in to the street addresses using my tracking server. maybe later. the Internet is great.

my exam is over. i killed it with an A i'm assuming. i have more next week :( my apartment is infested with ants now and the maintenance man had to move around all of the wine bottles to spray properly! bleh.

ciao! i feel sick from The Pill and tired from studying. nap time!

TiLT

and go visit Gala @ iCiNG! she's a doll. i can't keep her wonderful webspace to myself forever. this is my first TiLT [things i love thursday]! here i go!
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•Google Reader, which lets me subscribe to all of my favorite RSS updated websites from one place [blogs, twitters, campus and world news, literature assignments]. Googleverse in general because it's so dynamic and efficient! hel-lo!
•freshly manicured claws, er nails. double points for red paint!
•actually having time to experience breakfast incarnate as waffles!!!! WAFFLES!!!
being an ex-smoker, duh.
•flirting with beautiful [but socially inept] nerds.
realizing that eliminating a space for negativity in my life is quite beneficial to the whole progress thing, afterall. who woulda thunk?
•The South-a woman was killed in LA after deciding that the Klan was not the place for her and attempting to escape.
•meeting up with my platonic girlfriend over her apartment to watch Tommy Gavin Denis Leary Rescue Me while we "study."
•my job which gives me an excuse to wear hot office wear from the thrift store while i read Anne Rice or do homework!
•did i say something about hot nerds already? what about nerds who are 6'3 of lean muscle. oh, same thing!
•watching Fight Club for what seems like the sixth time in a month thanks to G4.
•YouTube playlists to listen to while i get ready for in the mornings! yesterday i got dressed and applied makeup to H. I. M., Joy Division [the Donnie Darko Halloween party song], Billy Idol, and the Danzig. badass!
•uh, my face? :D

Friends

In no order! These folks are great:

Cortnee [my sexy libran girlfriend who nags]
Ashley,
groovacious,
The Demoiselle,
Nik,
Liz,
Sondra,
Kaitlin!,
Bryanna,
take me away,
Zmaga,
Avery,
Blair,
Arielle,
Cressie,
Rawr,
Jessica--2,
♥MademLoveBug♥--2

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About [everything]

About the Author, this Project, and your Mom

Cherry is the persona, the narrator, the creator of this compilation of what her senses allow here. The name is indeed a nom de plume, but more than that, it is the incarnation of the vessel through which this worthy way of Language is published. It is a form of ego, and the one who is smirking at you reading this right now. She is the one who pisses outside of your window at night and takes pictures of walks through the city for later musings.

Literally, Cherry has had a webspace of some sort since the late nineties. Some vestiges of immature wastefulness surely remain in varying mediums throughout the Web. She has owned several livejournals, blogs, etc. All of them tribute to her fashioning into fabulousness and the arcane of her lot in life. She has even owned several websites for which she was the designer [HTML and CSS Queen], updater, creator, publisher, writer, artist, etc. There have been useless fansites, to personal havens of vanity, and even an eating disorder support community as part of the Pro-Ana philosophy. There have been many, many transformations with conflicting values and worths--and surely there will be more.

The author is a writer by heart. She wields the Language as it is her only weapon, and the best one to use, in her opinion. She is very artistic and romantic in the head and obviously has a bit too much free time which allows for third-person explorations of self, and then other people who are, to be sure, less important. She also considers sarcasm to be a sufficient weapon when intelligently operated.

Literally, she is currently a university student studying Premedical sciences and French language with plans of abroad study. She is the product of a cute fucking face, Hooters experience, abusive companionship, adorations of morbid and antiquated aesthetics, cosmopolitan values and culture, way too many digestions of books under her belt with desires for more, aspirations for a fulfilled purpose, and worship of her vulva.

The Pink and Pilled Philosophies, hereafter, TPPP, can be considered as follows:
"TPPP is a blog with the ferocity of a persona journal and the substance of a favorite newspaper column or the work of a noteworthy wielder of Language. It is indeed a tribute to the author's ego, and don't you forget it. The author isn't your typical young womyn, and don't you forget it. Think contemporary awareness of the world meets the sexy lace underwear and pissing standing up of unwavering feminism meets the rapidly adjusting phases of young adult life."

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Sondra,
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Bryanna,
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