are you teething or just being an ass?!

that's a hot blogger there!

boo-yaow!!! guess who's back like Eminem! i've been being both elusive or just lazy AND conquered by the transition to my new university. i've gone from huge beer bashes and class sizes of 350 to classes where we read a Bible verse each meeting [even if it's a science class] and where EVERYONE knows my name! i'll admit--i kind of like the latter feature :-)

have you missed me? i feel so much more awesome than i actually am when my blogger friends comment on my absence! YOU people are awesome [whaddya mean, you people?] and i can't wait to get back to making positive, quirky, and charming comments on all of your lovely posts again. go ahead and write some award-winning material for me! 2010 [two thousand and amen] is our year--i just know it.

SO:

• i'm not dead.
• i saw my ex, Larry, and he said that i must do voodoo because he still has dreams about me. oooh! he should get in trouble with the mother of his kid for that!
• i'm still cute and football players AND softball players still whistle at me. oh, yeah! hot stuff!
• moved in with my fiancé to our first house!
• i've discovered how to give myself an orgasm through reverse crunches [i am going to get SO fit very quickly].
• i honestly love all of you and i adore my new followers, too. i hope that my new friends can come to like me as much as y'all old bitches do..

give me a day or so to catch up! i can't wait, mes cheres!

and here's an actual photo that i took in my hometown when i was shopping recently:

and i got an award from The Ranting Teenager! go stop by her blog and say nice things!