shhh..

i SO have Joker Begins, uh, i mean, The Dark Knight on bootleg. don't tell anyone. i've seen it twice in theatres and i'm just using a copy of it to satiate my fandom. love dat Ledger!Joker. Nolanverse ain't half bad at all. aww, Puddin'.

my hair is fucking amazing. i'm going to upload pictures soon. there is no weave, no color. just an ends trim and severe wrapping going on at bedtime. i look like a supermodel and men [and ladies] honk at me when i drive around town in my movie star glasses. haha, if they only could guess that my eight dollar skinny jeans are the most expensive item of clothing that i'm wearing.

i love being an internet celebrity. i should make some link buttons, i think; i think a lot of stuff.

have you ever had such bad dreams that you woke up with horrible stomach cramps? i did. maybe i ate something awful, or maybe i watch too much bad television for my own good. either way, sitting on the toilet for thirty minutes was definitely the worst part of my day today. yeah, i said it.. cherry hardly censors herslef, okay? she's a feminazi with way too much going on in her genius head. you love it, darling.

i wish that i could do burlesque dance without people looking at me funny. hell, they look at me funny now. performing burlesque would just push me over into being actively cast out from society. haha. being true to myself is so exhausting! which is why you shouldn't try it at home. i'm a trained professional. these stunts are designed for me and for me only!

what's done in the dark will come to the light. and there will never be another me to completely fill up spaces. inadequacy never suits anyone, but so many people are wearing it like they own it. wearing it so well, that they are reading this sentence that i am typing this instant and realizing that i'm addressing them. feeling insulted and smirking because they went looking for trouble and found it. you've got it, so keep away from me. you should be happy with what you found, or are you still jealous that even now with my stale, stale leftovers, you still get upset because you're not me? read this post all day long everyday. you will not become me in ANY area of life, not just with some guy. EPIC FAIL.

So their problem. hope this sad city and its depressing crowd suit and exhaust them. i'm keeping on the move to greatness, and at least some great fun and lotsa cute men in the meantime.

p.s. i love the fabulous and fucked-up friends that i have! i have the best and most fun support in the world! i've got the stuff of art all for me and it's beautiful ever fucking day that i encounter.

okay, okay, i just have to remark on some more of my awesomeness. this blog is nothing but a product of my self-indulgence, of course. i'll be quick and then i'll be gone: my hair is, once again, fucking fabulous. i'm losing weight in all the right places and gaining none anywhere. i've sucessfully quit smoking for a while now! i'm going to run for President soon.