intense partying and fuckery.

O. M. G. exclamation, exclamation.
so effing much has been going on these wonderful days!
my friend T's birthday party went wonderfully. we were all in heels and watching SATC with champagne and wine right after the football game. i've got some fab photo reminders. as the night progressed, my memory fails, but apparently it was kind of a big deal; people kept showing up looking for me, but i was under a blanket "taking a nap." haha, and i invited some old loser guy over who only had one thing on his mind only to have T's awesome boyfriend lock him out on the balcony alone with his beer and confusion.. i'm a bad person, whatever.

and the next day was another party at someone else's apartment. there was dancing to 80's pop music and jello shots. T threw me off on some [hot] tall guy because she told me he was loaded and drove a Hummer. haha. i didn't care, but he was really sweet. licked a spill off of my dress and lit all of my cigarettes for me. i had to stand on my tippy-toes to kiss his nose! and he's not an asshole at all: gave him my number and got his. he still calls me to this day. definitely gonna see him again.

and the next weekend was another home game for my school, so T was here again to grace me with her presence! she basically moved in for the weekend and this time it wasn't little dresses and heels but university tees and shorts. we even had little face stickers of our school's initial! cuuuute!

there was lots of fuckery to behold: old drunk alumni laughing with their even more drunk kids. stupid fratastic pledges who make you wonder why anyone has to be quite so arrogant. creeper people who kept staring at me and T's lack of clothing or our unique beauty? perhaps both? weird outfits [i'm talking even weird for me]. and the list surely does continue.

been splitting my time talking to some new awesome boy. don't wanna jinx anything [i cross my fingers], but he's really tall [drool], with a big nose and strong jaw. he even goes to church on sundays! and he kinda looks like that guy who plays Clark from Smallville, you know the guy i'm talking about?.. mm mm, good! but whatever. i'm not falling out of my tree over another man anytime soon! i'm keeping the field very wide and clear and there's plenty of room for more than one interest right now [and it's lovely].

haha, i just laughed at something my good friend asked me. she asked me if the illusioned fools in my past are dead from drug overdose yet. random, i know, but it's just an example of how good friends take care of you! i luff her! don'tcha just love good friends?

and while i'm on this kick from my past, an ex of mine who is in the marines now felt the need to contact me before i came home for this weekend. he's really weird now and sentimental over things that are really really old! you would never think that an assault man could be so mushy. but, yeah: we miss each other and blah blah blah. it's so nice hearing his voice and he honestly had the prettiest peepers ever and the best taste in music!

so now for the Big Day!

on my birthday, i was home and things were great! spent the day in a mysterious little town that Willie Morris used to write about in life. didn't see the Witch, but she's there! saw my old house and a bunch of creepy people.. came back home and watched Willard with a bottle of wine and three good home friends. i think we actually finished it, too. i only know that there was a lot of talking about how much of a beautiful insane genius Crispin Glover is and how he should have played Joker.. he is also mm mm, good.

then next was the State Fair when were all good and buzzed off of our asses. fun, fun, fun. it was a walk-through Freak Show and i'm not even talking about the exhibits! this place breeds all sort of southern-grotesque-styled fuckery [horror]. and i wasn't even carded for my mixed drinks! imagine me prancing downtown with a lei around my neck sipping on an exotic drink with a scowl on my face because weirdos even weirder than me and my buds are stepping on my feet! oh, boy. but we all had a good time and i woke up with a tummyache from all of that delicious, but bad carnival food!

yay for me! and next weekend is my late birthday celebration on campus! it's just an excuse for my buds to have a party, but it'll be fun! maybe i can invite my Superman fellow? i'd have to stand on something and jump to give him a kiss. gosh, did i tell ya how pretty and pink those lips are?..

ciao! i must leave! i think that there is some caramel cake and more yummy leftover goodness for me to binge on!