updates straight from the university girl.

i swear [of course i do--all of the time] that it's 127 degrees outside. consider for a moment that i am waaaay too uncomfortable to assume coherence, let alone remember to utilize alt symbols. the shoes are off and the manicured toes, as well as a bit more internal side of me is exposed.

i'm not too proud to say that i am having a little too much fun here. me and my roommate both have escaped prison by the skin of our teeth, i think is what i'm supposed to say? she's committing a near felony while i'm settling for vandalism like some thirteen-year-old boy. i don't know what's up; it must be in the air.

trying not to gain the dreaded fifteen pounds right now. i see firsthand how quickly it can come up on you. vanilla ice cream is so good!!! this whole walking 1 000 miles to class thing should counter an weight gain well, i should say. so that means that i can go scarf down some sweets from the Belgian waffle bar then, right?

my room resembles home, i.e there is no visible floor, only clothes and books and food everywhere. have got to do something about that before the semester ends. my boyfriend is supposedly coming to visit for labor day/ first game day weekend. i should see him tomorrow night until monday evening. if i was feeling exactly naughty enough i would share that article about the oral sex Head Candy i found last evening. i'll save it for another article, it seems. oh well, go Google it, or something.

àdieu.