BA-NAN-AS.

lemme hear you say, "this shit is bananas, BA-NAN-AS!"

it really is, though. boys are so damned stupid. larry called! it would be inefficient to paraphrase our conversation, because it was longer than i would have liked.

basically, i told him that he was not supposed to call me. HE WASN'T! in response, the dummy said that he couldn't let me out of his life so easily because i had no intention of ever calling him back myself, right? i didn't comment. of course i wasn't ever going to call him back!--i didn't even reply to his txt! he kept trying to talk to me and eventually said that an idea i had about something was "sexy." don't flatter me because you fucked up! it's all very futile... anyway, i said that i had to get off the phone repeatedly, and at his attempts to prolong the conversation and to disrespect my not-so-subtle wishes, i hung the phone up [in his face]!

"i ain't no hollaback girl..."