my only baby.

introducing.... Yaya Smith-Dillon!

remember the news about my Yazoo City puppy? she's the only baby that i have or want. no stretch marks, child support, government assistance, or deadbeat fathers for me. i did have to use a diaper or two when creating her diet, though. ah, fuck me! Spazz got me thinking about this with her rant of sorts about the fuckery of pregnancies by "parents" who aren't prepared at all. sad. pinch a penny between your knees and you won't have anything to worry about [like how the baby weight stays in all of the wrong places].

and this is the funniest twitter EVER: shit my dad says. it's my new favorite, besides my own, of course.

i'm going out tonight. bet i won't forget to take my birth control tonight!